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Is Chocolate Milk A Compromise In A Glass? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Politics is one of the many things that requires compromise. Is that why some of our politicians have been caught in compromising positions? Yes, Virginia, the World is Full of Jerks... By : Jack Deal Jerks are everywhere and a diverse bunch at that. Why are jerks so irritating? Is Your Lifestyle Stylish? By : Knight Pierce Hirst From childhood to adulthood, from marriage to career to family - my lifestyle keeps changing styles. Why Can't We Have Lots Of Best Friends? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you compare three friends, one of them is good, one is better and one is best. It doesn't sound fair, but it's grammatically correct. Never Leave Your Wingman: A Summer of Sin and Debauchery By : garry hill A short story about a true wingman and how it saved the summer. Can Words Pollute The Air? By : Knight Pierce Hirst What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution. How Many Bad Habits Can A Good Person Have? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm trying to increase my good habits. How am I doing? Not bad. Is The Lesson In Patience Ever Over? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Life is a lesson in patience. It's not a coincidence that doctors' waiting rooms are for "patients". When Is A Makeover Over? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Having seen the miracles of makeovers on television and in magazines, I decided to have one. Unfortunately (or fortunately, as far as my husband was concerned), life has a way of unmaking makeovers. Are You What You Eat? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste. Possessed By Your Possessions? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Do people who try to save the world also save string? Want The Scoop? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Ice cream is America's favorite treat. If you know someone who doesn't like ice cream, ask to see their belly button. It's said that aliens don't have belly buttons. Have You Found A Penny Recently? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Is finding a quarter luckier than finding a penny? How does a bell bring you luck? Is seeing a falling star always lucky? Are you lucky I wrote this article? Who Put M And E In Computer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst According to Webster's Dictionary, compute means to make sense. So why don't computers compute to me? World Travel Without A Suitcase? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you hunger for travel and have a willing imagination, let your taste buds tour the Yellow Pages. Is This Another Fish Story? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Sushi is an acquired taste. However, whether you like it or you don't, it changes the way you look at your child's goldfish. Is Progress Our Most Important Product? By : Knight Pierce Hirst We who are electronically challenged need an outlet to express frustration. Lord knows we have to stay away from electric outlets. Are You And Your Mate Well Mated? By : Knight Pierce Hirst No marriage is perfect, but can't every marriage use a little improvement? Is Slang A Four-Letter Word? By : Knight Pierce Hirst My grandmother knew language is a living thing - that it changes and evolves. However, she would have had it inoculated against slang. Is It A Pursesonal Problem? By : Knight Pierce Hirst A woman's purse is a portable life support. Having it stolen can be hazardous to her health. Have You Been Nailed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The long and short of it is that having long fingernails is enjoyable for only short periods of time. Have You Played Suburban Slot Machines? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Most people probably don't realize they have slot machines where they live - usually downtown. What If You Made a Web Page and Nobody Came To Visit By : Michael Dappert How many web pages are there? Can they all possibly have millions of visitors? Top 10 Signs Your Addicted to eBay By : Joshua Watson A simple yet funny Top 10 David Letterman Spoof. Anyone that uses eBay on a regular basis will be able to appreciate this. How Natural Is The Natural Look? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Makeup manufacturers make millions selling products to make us look natural and naturally we buy them. Stones Quest Series for Young Adutls is Gainning Popularity By : LaRene Ellis A sci-fi novel series for young adults readers is out. It is a five book series that is gaining popularity. Two of the five books are published and their third will be out in Feb. 2008. The series has something in it for everyone: romance, action, sci-fi/fantasy, humor, and suspense. Children and adults can also enjoy the story. A thrilling read! Are You Off-Track? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Traveling by train was a pleasant surprise. It had been so long since I traveled this way I had thought I might need a personal trainor. Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land' By : Judi Lynn Lake As much as I miss Long Island and New York, when I am there I can't wait to get back 'home'. The horns honking, the sirens, the closed in suburbs and, yes, the traffic, all get on my nerves now. These days, I look forward to the quiet, the easy conversation, and... the 'y'all come back now, you hear!' The way I figure it, I now have the best of both worlds and what can be better than that. What Does America Say To You? By : Knight Pierce Hirst America means different things to different people. From offering religious freedom to being the home of Disneyland - America has as many meanings as it has Americans. Why Is There No Time Like The Present? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Type A personalities will feel compelled to read this because it's about Type A personalities. All others will want to read it to find out why Type A personalities are compelled to. Is It The 21st Century Version Of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Look around you. People are missing. I think it's due to the 21st century version of "The Invasion Of The Body Snatchers". What's An Emotional Massage? By : Knight Pierce Hirst When we told friends we were moving to a smaller house with bigger problems, they didn't understand why - until they saw the view. Build It And They Will Come? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Architects design the future, but only time will tell if it's history. Don't You Think Trashers Should Be Trashed? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Trashing, also known as littering, is a sign of disrespect for the environment, disrespect for others and a sign that that the trasher deserves to be disrepected. Why Is Mother's Day Only Once A Year? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I think Mother's Day is the right day to ask this question. After giving the gift of life to your child, is a simple, little thank you every day too much to ask? Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Have you ever said this color doesn't look good on me or this color doesn't go with that? That's because those colors aren't saying the right things to you. Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently? By : Knight Pierce Hirst If you take time to stop and watch the world go by, it's amazing what you see. Orange You Glad Orange Is Out? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Thankfully, fads are temporary fashion. Otherwise, we coulc be chewing fruit-striped gum and wearing mood rings. Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Exercise should be part of our daily routine. It increases our strength, endurance and flexibility; but doesn't getting out of bed in the morning do that? Is It A Good Sign? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Signs are everywhere. You might be wearing one. You might have sat on one today. In fact, right now you have a handful. Wasn't Making Hard Copies Easier? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Computers were invented to make our lives easier. Over the years they have gotten smaller in size, but computers are still big headaches. Do Little, White Lies Keep You Out Of Heaven? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Little white lies come in all shapes and sizes. Why do we tell them - even to ourselves? Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets By : John DeJong Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit. Have You Exercised The Option To Exercise? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I understand that exercising to stay in shape is important for my health, but how do you fit a rectangular shape into a well-rounded hole? What's WYT Shopping? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Would you like to be sipping egg nog the day before Chritmas instead of skipping meals to get everything done? Then WYT shopping is for you. Is There An Art To Judging Good Art? By : Knight Pierce Hirst You can put paint on a chicken's feet and have it walk across a canvas, but is this art? Does Chattering Idly Sound Like Gossip? By : Knight Pierce Hirst We all feel better when we hear that someone's life is more out of contol than ours. But will that make us gossips? Have You Tried Creative Complaining? By : Knight Pierce Hirst A Colorado minister inroduced his congregation to the idea of positive complaining or ... how to put a positive spin on some of the negativity in your life. Do You Have The Flair To Be A "Woman Of A Certain Age"? By : Knight Pierce Hirst "A woman of a certain age" is not just any older woman. She has a certain flair, as well as certain privileges. Did You Buy It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Ads are everywhere - from the floor to the sky and almost everywhere in between. You may advertise products evey day. Would You Rather Have A Boyfriend Or A Dog? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Boyfriends and dogs have a lot in common. Which would you rather have? Another Blond Joke? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun. Is Health Food Really Healthy? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Food made by Mother Nature is healthy. Food put in jars and boxes by Paul Newman isn't as healthy as he looks. Food I make requires a healthy appetite... but can you have a healthy appetite without healthy food? Are You A Creature Of Habit? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Man has evolved over thousands of years, but we're still creatures of habit. Do You Take This Man? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Weddings run the gamut from economical to extravagant and from judge of the peace to one-hundred-piece orchestra. However,is the wedding really the happient day of a couples' life? Are You Wearing A Uniform? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it. Wish It Were The Weekend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst We look forward to weekends - time to relax and have fun; and most of us dread Mondays. That can be fixed. One Mans Struggle With A Large Corporation By : David Cowley A humorous account of one mans struggle with a large corporation How Do You Define Friend? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Friends come in both sexes, but a woman makes a better friend for a woman than a man would. Do You Know How Generous You Are? By : Knight Pierce Hirst We are all aware when we do a favor for someone. However, we are doing unintentional favors every day. Do Some Days Seem Thirty-four Hours Long? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Everyone has bad days, but not everyone had my grandmother. Her philosophy about bad days is good today. Is It A Good Look Or A Stare? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why don't women who are hair challenged like I am form a support group. We would have someone to console us after a bad haircut or someone to borrow a hat from on bad hair days. Are You A Bad Dreamer? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams. Peanuts And Crackerjack? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Some people think baseball is boring. It's not if you know how to watch the game. What's A Sure Cure For Pigging Out? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Becoming a vegetarian is a lifestyle change. If politicians became vegetarians, would they stop putting pork in their bills? Do Post-its Stick To YourMind? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There seem to be more and more ads on television, but are they effective? Do you remember what Donald Sutherland was advertising? Am I The Only One? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it? For Better Or For Worse? By : Knight Pierce Hirst All husbands are unique, but am I the only one whose husband wants to be anonymous? Who Springs Into Cleaning? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Spring cleaning spoils spring, but I may have found a way to take the spring out of cleaning. What's A Television Without Pictures? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why I would choose radio over television. Would you? It Might As Well Be Spring - Shouldn't It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst When you look out your window, can you tell if it's spring. It's easy for me. I know where spring is. Women, Would You Like To Be A Man For A Day? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I'd like to be a man for a day to improve my ability to be empathetic. After all, being a man can't be as hard as it looks - can it? Do You Watch Your Words? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Most peoples' use of the dictionary falls somewhere between not having taken its price tag off and having more than one. Where are you on the usage scale? Do You Find Convenience Inconvenient? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Modern technology is meant to simplify our lives, but is your life simpler in the kitchen? Do You Look Good In Pink? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Fashion styles come and go and some come back again. Are you in fashion or are you in orage? Coveting Thy Brother-in-Laws Tractor By : Jesse Turner Is there any sweeter sight or sound than seeing the green and yellow of a John Deere and then hearing it roar to life at 4:00 in the morning? Friends say I'm "so weird" and I've conceded that point a long time ago, but, I still want that tractor. Aggravation and Adventure in the Garden By : Jesse Turner In our first try at gardening we were naive enough to think "plant it and it will grow", well, that bubble was burst rather quickly. Wood Stove Heating and No Frozen Pipes! By : Jesse Turner We've been heating our home with a wood stove for quite a few years now, but every year I'm told that I'd better get a propane heater for supplimental heat "cause your pipes are gonna freeze". Well, they never have, sub zero temperatures and a cold wood stove in the morning and I still have running water - must be clean living or dumb luck, however you want to look at it. Miscellaneous Musings About Manure By : Jesse Turner Black gold, excrement par excellence, castings from the worm gods? yea, I dress it up and call it anything but what it really is, since I'm using it in my garden and my lawn and to burn/rot out tree stumps. For a waste product it sure has a lot of uses. What Does Your Name Say About You? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Why we are named what we are runs the gamut from being a namesake to having an invented name. However, most of our names fall somewhere in the middle. What does your name say about you? Who Put The OK In Cook? By : Knight Pierce Hirst How I got from kitchen-challenged to Gourmet Magazine recipes in spite of myself and in less than a decade of embarrasing experiences. What Happens When Mother Nature Mixes Black and White? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Are you a victim of gray days? Do you frequently wish that Mother Nature didn't have black and white on her palette and couldn't paint days gray? How Do You Know When You're Middle Age? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Middle age is a time in life we want to forget, ignore,avoid, or put off for at least another twenty years. How do you know when you're middle age? 18 Similarities Between Women and Computers By : Jack Reider Have you ever wondered in what way are women like the computers we have at home? Here, I show you how.

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